I can make it worth your time

I am looking for a woman who wants to enjoy some NSA fun.
I am above average looking and told I have a great sense of humor.

Are you lonely, single? Married? board in your LTR?
Let's help each other out! I will do all of those things he forgot how to do a long time ago.

Tonight and tomorrow works best, but I am certainly available after that.
And if needed, I can even make it worth your time.... first come first serve.